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MY CHRISTMAS WITH XCLOUD  08h36 22 janvier
GUEST ARTICLE by DAVID HESLOPWhat did you get up to on your Christmas holidays? I know, I know; we’re already well into January. The decorations are back in the loft, the only Celebrations left in the tin are Mars bars and Bountys, and no one at work will shut up about how they have to spend the...
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ces 2020 highlights - BY super bad advice  09h09 21 janvier
GUEST ARTICLE by SUPER BAD ADVICE Well it’s a new month, a new year and a new decade. And you know what that means? Yes, that’s right: nothing, given our calendar system starts at an arbitrary point in time with no specific meaning. But as this has been going on for 2000-odd years now it’s probably...
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TASTING ICELAND FOOD - INCLUDING ROTTEN SHARK   08h20 20 janvier
Biffo and Sanja taste-test a selection of exotic Iceland food and snacks, including curried herring and hákarl aka fermented or rotten shark - famously, one of worst foods in the worlds.Suffice to say, Biffo barely manages to keep it down... Subscribe for regular videos, and support Digitiser on...
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THE DIGITISER FRIDAY LETTERS PAGE  00h00 17 janvier
I’ve given the Digi Biffo Patreon a bit of an overhaul, adding an extra tier for anybody who is paying 5 or more a month.I’ve been toying with this for a while, because I’ve been wanting to write more regular, more personal, blog posts - and possibly doing vlogs - that didn’t fit elsewhere. and I...
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YET ANOTHER GALLERY OF TERRIBLE VIDEO GAME COVER ART  10h07 16 janvier
Somehow, it seems like we’re never going to run out of bad game artwork. Such as the troubling cover of Mole Hunter, above - replete with what is presumable a phallic-looking mole, a dead snake, and a hammer-wielding, pin-headed, mole hunter. Here are another ten. In an era when...
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THE MAN’S DADDY’S NEW COMEDY JOKES  10h47 15 janvier
Hello. I’m a popular comedian called The Man’s Daddy. We’re already halfway through January, and already I’ve had an eventful year. I’ve spent most of this month on my latest comedy tour. It was a good tour, but also a bad tour, because at one of my shows the audience died. It was so sad. They all...
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COPPA EXPLAINED BY PUPPETS   08h25 13 janvier
In this bumper, definitely-not-for-kids, edition of Digitiser, the idiots Gannon and Biffo enlist the help of puppets to help them understand how COPPA is affecting creators.Also, they play another round of the card game Game Off, attempting to out-gross one another, while revealing some of their...
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BRAND NEW FAQ   13h56 10 janvier
What’s going on with Digitiser over the coming year? Will I appear on your podcast? Will there be a live show in 2020? Check out the brand new FAQ for the answers to all these questions - and many more DIGITISER FAQ [...]
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WHAT IF ALL GAMES WERE CALLED ’DIARRHOEA’ SIMULATOR?  00h00 10 janvier
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100% GENUINELY REAL TIGER HANDHELD GAMES THAT DEFINITELY EXISTED  09h03 09 janvier
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CARD OFF - NAUGHTY CARD GAME CHALLENGE   08h47 06 janvier
Biffo and Gannon play the not-for-children card game Game Off, in which they attempt to come up with the best pick-up lines, create the most annoying song, and find out who has the hairiest arms Also featuring... Virtual Ashens Subscribe for regular videos, and support Digitiser on Patreon...
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DOCTOR WHO IS BACK... MAYBE  07h58 06 janvier
I’m not sure I’ve ever written about Doctor Who on here. Growing up, it was in many ways the one nerdy genre thing it wasn’t remotely acceptable to like. I never got any stick for being a Star Wars fan, but liking Doctor Who was akin to admitting you were in an unrequited relationship with a drain...
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THE DIGITISER NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION GENERATOR   10h51 31 décembre
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tHE MAN’S DADDY’S CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES - TO PRINT OUT AND USE ON Christmas Day   12h29 24 décembre
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THE DIGITISER CHRISTMAS ARGUMENT GENERATOR   11h04 22 décembre