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Dial E For Eternity--No, Not That Orion   13h00 19 décembre
The title was cut off this text piece in the only version available to me. It’s called King Of The Jungle, so, no big surprise, there’s a lion.3 4 done, and really, not a thing has happened. Why are we here? ?Orion--not the new God, but the Hunter Cute ending, I guess, but like most of the text...
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Great Moments In Overly-Complicated Death Traps   13h30 14 décembre
Because Batman and Robin are not very good at their jobs, the Joker has captured them...so it’s time for a overly-complicated death trap Wait...not just starving vampire bats--but starving vampire bats with poisoned teeth and claws Geez, Joker, why not infect them with the Clench, too, and...
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Dial E For Eternity--A Day At The Races   13h00 14 décembre
It’s love and horses for Kid Eternity this time out Kid has fallen hard for a woman’s voice...And the lass and her family are facing a crisis:You know, if your whole mortgage comes down to a horse winning a race, you might need some help with your financial planning.And apparently, the Civil War...
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Phoenix Vs. Beyonder--No Contest   13h00 13 décembre
Because some days......you need to see John Romita, Jr. draw the nuPhoenix fighting the Beyonder, just because...But first, a cosmic interlude...I’ve always liked JRJR’s art, especially the way he lays out pages. In some ways, he’s a better whole page artist than an individual panel artist. Your...
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Zatara And The Dead Presidents   13h00 13 décembre
Yeah, yeah, I’ve been doing a lot of Zatara storys lately--I go wherever the comics winds take me.Also, sorry for the muddy panels here. Hey, DC, how about a Zatara Omnibus, so someone can clean up the surviving art a bit? Hmmm?Anyway, there’s a gang of counterfeiters running about town Yup, when...
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Dial E For Eternity--Zuvembies   13h00 12 décembre
Our tale begins on a dark and stormy night...Well, the Haitian authorities aren’t too broken up about Redd’s escape:Yup, pass the problem on to some other nation What are Dr. Redd’s crimes? Well, our first clue comes in yet another bookkeeping error in Eternity Oh, come on, Kid. We’ve seen plenty...
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Bozo The Robot Is No Ichabod Crane   13h30 11 décembre
Strange things are afoot in Unnamed City What does the coroner have to say?No, I have no idea what the hell that weird effect is from his head mirror. Has nothing to do with the story...International man of mystery Bozo The Robot is called in...Well, word gets out that he’s on the job:No pressure...
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Law & Order: Carnival Victims Unit   13h00 11 décembre
Happy Terrill, the Ray, is at the circus with his orphan pal Bud But he notices...Oh, well, whatever. On with the show Saaaay...Yeah, right, whatever.Hey, look up in the air Great, now we’re gonna have another Dick Ric Grayson on our hands Happy and Bud return to the circus the next day to...
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Manic Monday Triple Overtime--Zatara Invents 3-D TV (And Ends All Hunger And Crime Everywhere)   14h00 10 décembre
There’s a gang of thieves about, and Zatara has used his shrewd deduction skills to figure out how to find them Look, they were talking about watching the game on TV wasn’t as obvious a possibility in 1945, so don’t get snotty.But how can Zatara use this information? Well, at the next Dodgers...
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Manic Monday Bonus--If They Had Done This Story, Netflix Would Have Never Canceled Their Shows   13h30 10 décembre
All I’m saying is, if Power Man And Iron Fist #81 (1982) has been used as the basis for a crossover story, the Luke Cage and Iron Fist shows would never have been cancelled by Netflix.Because as fine as the two seasons of Luke Cage were, they never had this:Some guy tried to kill Luke with a...
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Manic Monday--The Worst Best Death Trap Ever   13h00 10 décembre
Robin is after a gang of children who have been carrying out audacious robberies He finds them stealing some radium--and the fighting is on But wait...Thank you, helpful dotted line and arrow But what could that mark mean?Sure, sure, Dick Ric. A child has never had his collar buttoned, in...
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Nobody Laughs At Mr. Fish   13h00 09 décembre
The moat important thing about this cover......is this word balloon here.Because on the splash page......they repeat it for us.And when we finally meet the titular Mr. Fish?...they reiterate it one more time The funny thing is, though, that nobody--not a single solitary person--laughs at Mr. Fish...
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Bold Fashion Choices--Enough With The Chest Sparkles, Already   13h00 08 décembre
As I’ve mellowed in my old age, I’ve come to grudgingly accept most of the elements of Geoff Johns’ Captain Marvel reboot--and that’s a good thing, since the movie’s trailer makes it appear that it will be virtually a direct panel-by-panel adaptation of that take.But there’s one thing I’m still...
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How To Impress Batman   13h30 07 décembre
Some thug stole an old lady’s necklace right in front of him, but Kyle Rayner couldn’t go Green Lantern on the guy because of secret identity stuff.He was, however, able to get the guy’s license plate, and so with a quick call asking J’onn to use the JLA’s computers...Uh-oh.Yup, he won’t even know...
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Dial E For Eternity--Be Prepared   13h00 07 décembre
nbsp;No, not Thunderclap Newman...Settle in, it’s going to take a while until we get to any actual story in this text piece:In fairness, it is kind of cool to see Kid Eternity being, well, a kid, using his powers to cavort in the middle of a thunderstorm. OK, boys in trouble. We’re getting...